How to be a Cyclist : An A-Z Guide for the M.A.M.I.L. (Middle Aged Man in Lycra)

Cycling has never been more popular. The nation swoons at the feet of Sir Bradley, while Queen Victoria Pendleton's feet twinkle across our Strictly television screens. This book is a humorous, one-of-a-kind gift book, ideal for the M.A.M.I.L. in your family, featuring stunning, inspirational photography by Phil Ashley

No bicycle repair was ever made easier by turning your bike upside down. White shorts are for other people. A helmet perched on the back of your head is perfect if you ride your bike backwards - These and a host of other handy pointers jostle for attention within this A - Z guide to being a cyclist. It''s an essential manual and source of wisdom for those who would be kings of the road. Many pitfalls await the unwary middle-aged-man-in-Lycra, but fear not, for the Guide is here to steer you through choppy waters. No more passing out halfway up a hill. No more ridicule in the work place. No more hurty knee. And no more sock crimes. Pearls of wisdom are scattered throughout this book like rose petals before a princess on her wedding day. For instance, who could deny that life is too short to drink bad coffee? That a noisy bike is marginally more annoying than a whiney toddler? Or that style should ever be sacrificed for speed? Written by experts who know everything there is to know about cycling, yet never forget that there is nothing funnier than a rabbit playing a trumpet, How to be a Cyclist is mandatory reading for all bike riders.