Moving Foreword : Real Introductions to Totally Made-Up Books

A great foreword is more than just a few pages of self-indulgent frippery that comes before a book. A great foreword adds zest. It sets the stage for the page turner you''re about to open, and perhaps even puts you in the locked room where a mystery happens or in the high-button shoes of a year gone by. A great foreword -- sometimes -- is even better than the book it precedes. So why not skip the boring actual-book part? Moving Foreword is a collection of introductions to imaginary books, written by real celebrities, comedians, musicians, and other writers with something to say. With a real foreword by Rainn Wilson, this book offers a no-holds-barred cacophony of laugh-out-loud funny, poignant, and thought-provoking writing that tackles everything from politics to pop culture, true crime to trout fishing, and Star Wars to skin flicks. Highlights include: Bustin'' Through: Confessions of a Kool-Aid Man; Foreword by ''Pop Candy'' columnist Whitney Matheson; Phil Rosenthal''s Who''s the Boss?: My Unlikely Rise to Rock Stardom; Foreword by ''Bruce Springsteen'' (Phil Rosenthal); Keep Your Gaze on Me: A True Story of Social Media, Obsession, and Murder; Foreword by Shirley Manson, lead vocalist of Garbage; Sock Puppet Mozart: The Life and Gruesome Death of Randy Masterson; Foreword by actor Thomas Lennon; Vance DeGeneris: An Unauthorized Biography; Foreword by Vance DeGeneres; Everything You Need to Know About Massachusetts Fish and Wildlife Regulations; Foreword by New Kids on the Block member Jonathan Knight; Fly Ball: How the New York Yankees Have Changed Lives; Foreword by talk show host Jerry Springer; Terrible Band Names: A Chronology of Rock History; Foreword by John Ondrasik, a.k.a. Five for Fighting; God''s Wow, You''re All F***ing This Up Big Time; Foreword by singer-songwriter Mary Lambert.   ... any many more!