Our Tiny, Useless Hearts

''Witty, observant, laugh-out-loud funny. It''s rare to find a novel that keeps you laughing as this one does; the characters are sharply drawn and frighteningly familiar and the story never stops throwing up surprises. I loved it.'' - Graeme Simsion, author of The Rosie Project

Henry has ended his marriage to Caroline and run off with his daughter''s teacher, Martha. Caroline, having shredded a wardrobe-full of Henry''s suits, has gone after them.

Craig and Lesley have dropped over from next door to catch up on the fallout from Henry and Caroline''s all-night row.

And Janice, Caroline''s sister, is staying for the weekend to look after the children because Janice is the sensible one.

Then Craig enters through the bedroom window expecting a tryst with Caroline and finds Janice instead, Lesley storms in full of threats, Henry, Caroline and Martha arrive back from the airport in separate taxis - and let''s not even get started on Brendan the pizza guy.

Janice can cope with all that. But when her ex-husband Alec knocks on the door things suddenly get complicated...

''A new Toni Jordan is always a special pleasure and her latest is a wonderful, witty treat of a novel: cutting and clever, and yet so very romantic, as though P.G. Wodehouse had satirised life in the suburbs.'' - Liane Moriarty, author of The Husband''s Secret