We're Asleep, Dad

''My kids are asleep. I know this because a paper airplane has just smashed against my head & on the wing someone has written "we''re asleep Dad".

''My kids have done their homework. I know this because according to them, this week their homework is to play 3 hours of Minecraft each night''.

''My kids are ready to go out. I know this because they''ve hidden all their clothes...''

In recent times, we''ve celebrated ''unmumsy'' mums, but what about desperate dads? We''re Asleep, Dad is a collection of 100 laugh-out-loud tweets from a dad''s perspective on the five main struggles of parenting: Bed Time, School, Food, Going Out and Weekends complete with quirky hand-drawn illustrations by Moose Allain. In this hilarious and stylish gift book, Simon Key perfectly captures all the ups and downs of what it''s like to be a frazzled father on the front line.