Werewolf Jones & Sons Deluxe Summer Fun Annual

Werewolf Jones, drugged up to his eyeballs, believes he is the world''s greatest father, which is the most far-from-the-truth, delusional thought ever thought by any thinker. Parents can learn a lot about what NOT to do as a guardian by observing as Werewolf Jones deals with bullying, his own inebriation and sex addiction, his children''s blossoming sexuality, running out of alcohol in a recession, and coping with the kids when he ''wasn''t meant to be responsible for the little fuckers tonight.'' Featuring fun appearances by beloved friends of the family such as Megg, Mogg, and Owl, not to mention Dracula Jr. and Tim the drug dealing spider. The WWJ&SONS DSFA will surely leave you confused, angry, upset, heavily triggered and wishing you could call Child Protective Services on a fictional werewolf! Put together with lots of love by Simon Hanselmann and rising underground star and franchise newcomer, Josh Pettinger (Goiter, Power Wash). Pettinger has been diligently screened with a full state police check and is a staunch British monarchist, fully qualified for such a throwback, Britannia-flavoured project. Get ready for one of the hottest summers on record (not merely due to rising climate-based anomalies)!