How to Poo : An illustrated guide

What's brown and sticky?A Stick!Featuring infographics, illustrations and useless trivia about the history of the toilet, this hilarious guide will provide you with endless hours of entertainment while you sit on your porcelain throne. With a flowchart to help you work out how to remove skid marks effectively, dietary advice for the least disgusting number twos and a beginners guide to categorising your bowel movements, this is the ultimate guide to visiting the toilet!Learn how to:Remove bad smells from the bathroomScroll through 8 hours of TikTok while everyone else in the house waits to use the bathroom. Perfectly balance your intake of Imodium and laxatives to optimise your pooingDeal with difficult moments in the toilet after drinking too many pints the night beforeSchedule your bowl movements so you can poo at work and avoid having to sit at your desk as much as possible